i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
mom: your room is dirty
do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u
my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!
"i don’t like garlic bread"